Here is a forgotten draft post from 2013…. oh my gosh I lubs it so hard:
I am pleased to bring you my latest effiginous creation, Theresa Dismay MP/Home Scaretary. She is pictured wielding her Terror Prod™ which she uses to repel/control peasants. Not much more really needs to be said about her, other than the fact that she clearly is at least partly controlled by some demonic force or satan-spawn creature.